Monday, August 9, 2010

Speculate This!

Dude, I'm getting tired of sports speculation.

ITS NOT REAL NEWS.

Yes Marv, we shipped you over to Minnesota to talk to head coach Brad Childress on how he feels about his quarterback situation. Will Brett Favre be back?

WHO. CAAAAAAAAARES.

This is getting worse and worse in sports. They're ruining the surprise in everything! We don't even get to guess who the number one or two or three top draft picks are going to be because everything is already known and told to us!

And why are these "sources" so trusted??

Last time I checked your stupid sources fail quite often there, ESPN.

You said Favre was going to retire. He said otherwise.

You said Texas, Oklahoma, among other teams were all going to the PAC-10.

You said LeBron James was going to sign with the Knicks or stay with the Cavs. I think we all know what happened with that.

Why can't you let us little sport fans be and find out things that happen when they actually happen, not like forecasting the weather. This is going to turn into something like a Meteorologist predicting the weather for Christmas time when its April.

Stop speculating and doing it so much ahead of time. You're ruining it for me!

And your sources are wrong and so ignorant when doing their "investigating."

Real cool there, David Caruso.