Spoofs are for Goofs

All right, all right. This is enough!

Spoof movies, you've seen your better days, I do believe.

Its been a long time since the golden days of Hot Shots! or Spaceballs or Airplane!, or even Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Oh the good days...

Now we're "blessed" with spoofs and parodies such as Epic Movie or Disaster Movie.

Disaster Movie, were you serious? Like 100% for real here? Its ironic your title is Disaster Movie, because that movie was literally a disaster. Just awful.

I just threw up a little bit.

The only thing worse than a bad parody, is a repeated bad parody. I.e. Scary Movie.

Scary Movie 1, you were funny. Scary Movie 2, you were all right. Scary Movie 3? Uh... Okay, on the decline. Scary Movie 4. Holy crap, what is this garbage? Now we're getting a Scary Movie 5!? Oh my gosh, kill me.

These movies wouldn't be so bad if they wouldn't get away from the main idea so much. Like in Disaster Movie (SURPRISE), what was up with the satanic Alvin and the Chipmunks thing? Pretty sure that's not an action movie, but whatever.

Mel Brooks, you had it right. David Zucker, you used to have it right. Airplane! was amazing. Scary Movie 4, not so much.

I hate you spoof movies, you stupid poopoo heads.