Back in the Saddle

Fresh off of my vacation, I would now like to delve into a new matter of interest.

I am sick and tired of the fact that men love bacon.

Okay, I am a man.

And I LOVE me some bacon, all right?

BUT! I am not in love with bacon, okay?

There was an absolutely disgusting commercial I saw this last week that made me sick. There was a group of girls and one of them had a new bacon taco or whatever in her purse. And that was a way she'd pick up dudes.

Um, sick.

If I found out a girl I just met is smuggling BACON tacos in her purse, I would:

A. Puke

B. Run away

C. Puke again

D. Slap myself in the face

E. All of the above

If I even as much smelled bacon wafting from my date, that would be it. Gross. I'm telling you I don't love bacon this much.

And this coming from a guy that could eat bacon every morning for the rest of his life.

You're sick and twisted ladies.